By Dr. Macabre is a board certified licensed psychopomp. By night he is a spirit of vengeance. an experimental-sketch-horror-noir-comedy/tragedy

Katie

365 Main St.
Somewheretown
Suite 2b

From the case files of Dr. Macabre,
Board Certified Psychopomp:

Would you believe that your very own Dr. Martin Macabre is psychopomp to the stars…?

Well, it’s true.

Recently, Somewheretown’s own Katie Goldberg and her band signed a major record deal. You may know her better by her stage name: Labia Majora, frontwoman of Slut Machine, purveyors of their own special brand of Industrial-Goth-Pop-Punk-Alt-Country. Their seminal album, CasinHo Royale, has already begun making waves.

Labia’s parents became concerned and staged an intervention, fearing their daughter was being swept up in the excesses of the rock ’n’ roll lifestyle. Worried for her well-being, they naturally put her in touch with me.

“She’s a good girl who is getting lost in her stage persona,” they told me. “She’s forgetting where Katie ends and Labia begins.”

However, Katie has yet to appear for an appointment, having missed several without even the courtesy of a phone call. And although she may be the next Areola Grande, this doctor takes missed appointments very seriously.

The next day I got the usual call from Katie apologizing for yet another missed appointment and a promise to “definitely come to the next one.”

Usually I would be beside myself with anger, but that morning I had woken up in a state of elation I have not known since Agnes.

When I checked my dream journal for a clue to this perma-grin plastered on my visage, there were only two words scrawled on the page…

“Ay papi”

Whatever that means.

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